I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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