He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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