so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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