Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
