Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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