it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
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