Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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