i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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