my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
the liver wants what the liver wants
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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