butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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