plz talk dirty to me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If I die, sorry about rent.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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