Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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