you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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