I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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