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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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