my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
that is very illegal...i love you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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