addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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