i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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