Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You were trust falling into bushes
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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