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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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