I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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