Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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