Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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