If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
birth control should be required to get into college
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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