After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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