I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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