My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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