Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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