it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize