how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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