I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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