i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I understand Curling. That high.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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