just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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