you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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