David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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