Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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