I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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