she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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