Where did you get a picture of my penis
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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