if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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