if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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