She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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