fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
should my penis look like a turkey
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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