I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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