White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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