went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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