sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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