The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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