ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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