I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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