Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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