i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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