You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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