she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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